5 questions never to ask a midwife

  1. Do you have Wi-Fi on your labour ward? (one woman was quite keen to catch up on some spread sheets whilst in labour, no really)
  2. Does it hurt? (I’m never really sure how to answer this one)
  3. How long will it take? Its just my husband has only parked the car until 9 and we don’t want to get a ticket
  4. Have you done this before?
  5. Is that normal?